Famous Short Funny Love Quotes

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Famous Short Funny Love Quotes


All of us want to have fun. Do you know why? Man cannot do live without fun. Many of our blog readers have ask me about fun and funny love quotes.

By regarding their queries I have create this categories, Funny quotes and funny love quotes and I have collect top funny love quotes of the world from various kinds of authors of the world. For collecting famous short funny love quotes, I have included funny friendship quotes, funny movie quotes, funny quotes and sayings and famous funny love quotes.
Before reading short funny love quotes, I want to discuss about fun.

Fun is the basic part of entertainment which is one of our basic needs. But what does this mean, exactly?


  1. "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale."
    _Hussein Nishah

2. "When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor."

3. "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
_Ambrose Bierce

4. "If to love was a mistake... Well it means I have made the biggest mistake ever by loving you."
_Maduwa Thabo

5. "A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."
_Zsa Zsa Gabor

6. "Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, "Breakfast be damned, come back to bed."

7. “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
_William W. Purkey

8. "A lot has been said about love. Some of that has been hilarious."

9. "We all know love is blind. Only marriage opens your eyes."

10. "Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like."
_Adrienne Gusoff

11. "If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?"

12. "At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet."

13 "Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you."
_Loretta Young

14. "Love is like water that keeps flowing, though there are big rocks which hinder it's way."
_Michael Stewart

15. "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."

16. "A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing."

17. "As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy."
_Ralphie May

18. "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
_Sacha Guitry.

19. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in."
_Richard Jeni

20. "I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!"

21. "You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
_Henny Youngman

22. "I want to be the reasen you look down at your phone and smile.And then walk in to a pole."
_The WallFlowerGirl

23. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
_Albert Einstein

24. "Love is sharing your popcorn."
_Charles Schultz

25. "It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”
_André Gide

26. "It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes."
_Lucille Ball

27. "When you love, you feel like in heaven, but love may also hurt like hell."

28. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
_Albert Einstein

29. "Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it."

30. "In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities."

31. "True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen."
_Francois de La Rochefoucauld

32. "Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery."
_Fulton J. Sheen

33. "If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month."

34. "If love was an ocean, but you were afraid of water, would you stand in the sand at look at it waiting to feel the mist of the waves, or would you take the chance, dive right in and not think about it?"

35. "Hearts never look both ways first."
_Tanya Jarrett

36. "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
_Ambrose Bierce

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