Famous Short Funny Love Quotes

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All of us want to have fun. Do you know why? Man cannot do live without fun. Many of our blog readers have ask me about fun and funny love quotes.

By regarding their queries I have create this categories, Funny quotes and funny love quotes and I have collect top funny love quotes of the world from various kinds of authors of the world. For collecting famous short funny love quotes, I have included funny friendship quotes, funny movie quotes, funny quotes and sayings and famous funny love quotes.
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Fun is the basic part of entertainment which is one of our basic needs. But what does this mean, exactly?


Famous Short Funny Love Quotes

1. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?"
_Jean Illsley Clarke

2. "Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

3. "Every time I look into your eyes I feel like it's my time to arise to kiss and give you one of those hugs that makes me realize how important it is to tell no lies.... okay maybe not the kiss but the rest is just a master piece.... I never wanna act like pretender towards you talk like a player but speak the and face my fear... cause what I feel for you babe isn't near... Sichapafupi.... crazy. She's my one Alisa a painting on my wall my Mon'Alisa..."

_Abel Muya

4. "Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator."
_Helen Gurley Brown

5. "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
_Joan Crawford

6. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
_Elbert Hubbard

7. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
_Scott Adams

8. "You should tell your lover that you love him every day, since you never know when you’ll discover somebody better."

9. "If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books."
_Alan King

10. "A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries."

11. "If love is the answer, can you repeat the question please."

12. "Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love."
_Mother Teresa

13. "I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
_David Bissonette

14. "A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice."

15. "My life's accomplishments?
Sanity, and you."
_Elizabeth Gilbert

16. "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
_Groucho Marx

17. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."
—Garry Shandling

18. "They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?"

19. "A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
_Les Dawson

20. "Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. ;)"

_The WallFlowerGirl

21. "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
_Woody Allen

22. "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions?"
_Lily Tomlin

23. “We accept the love we think we deserve.”
_Stephen Chbosky

24. "Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop."

25. "To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning. But to a man the first kiss is the beginning of the end."

26. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
_Albert Einstein

27. "There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love."

28. "Love makes life so confusing, but without love, would you really want to live?"

29. "Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses."
_Ann Landers

30. "You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."
_Melanie Clark

31. "A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often."

32. "To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess."

33. "I don't know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
_Comic Paul McGinty

34. "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not,you'll become a philosopher."

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