Top Funny Christmas Quotes

Christmas Day is gala day for all Christian people. It is the happiest and funniest day of all Christmas people. Christmas Quotes is very im...

Christmas Day is gala day for all Christian people. It is the happiest and funniest day of all Christmas people. Christmas Quotes is very important for all Christian. Because many Christians are want to know more about their religion. I think only quotes is the best way to more. for this I have collect Christmas quotes and funny Christmas quotes for all Christians. Many Sunday schools, churches and communities organize special events. But this Christmas day is especial for all Christian. Specially to children. In this day they love to send Christmas days greetings to their friends to make fun. 

 

Christmas Day & Top Funny Christmas Quotes 

 



 

 

Christians are celebrating this Christmas Day in many ways. In the days or even weeks before Christmas Day, many people decorate their homes and gardens with lights, especially Christmas trees and much more. It is common to organize a special meal, often consisting of turkey and a lot of other festive foods, for family or friends and exchange gifts with them. Especially Children are enjoying much. this day is more funny and happiest to them. In this day Children often receive a lot of gift from their parents, friends and other relatives and the mythical figure Santa Claus. This has led to Christmas Day becoming an increasingly commercialized holiday, with a lot of families spending a large part of their income on gifts and food.

 

About Funny Christmas Quotes

 

Many Sunday schools, churches and communities organize special events. But this Christmas day is especial for all Christian. Specially to children. In this day they love to send Christmas days greetings to their friends to make fun. Children are found of funny quotes and Love quotes. So here I have collect some Christmas quotes for christian and funny Christmas quotes for christian child.
Now read and enjoy...

 

Funny Christmas Quotes

 

 

"Zen Christmas: the gift of nothingness."
~ Unknown

 

"Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
~ Anonymous

 

"And know that I am with you always; yes, to the end of time."
~ Jesus Christ

 

"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
~ Larry Wilde

 

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
~ Anonymous

 

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
~ Bernard Manning

 

"Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!"
~ Ogden Nash

 

“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.”
~ Janice Maeditere

 

"It’s January. Time to be visited by the Ghost of Christmas Spending."
~ Anonymous

 

"Santa sign, pallet farmhouse wall art, rustic christmas decor, reclaimed wood sign, distressed wooden sign."
~ AntiqueyLace on Etsy

 

"People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December."
~ Ogden Nash

 

"Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years... Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christmas heart."
~ George Matthew Adams (The Christmas Heart)

 

"Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
~ Unknown

 

"I can't believe that Santa Claus comes only once a year, considering all the bedrooms he has to visit."
~ Anonymous

 

“Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.”
~ Oren Arnold

 

"Christmas without Christ is a mess."
~ Jose B. Cabajar

 

"My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge."
~ Melanie White

 

"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
~ Anonymous

 

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
~ Johnny Carson

 

"From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other."
~ Emily Matthews

 

"Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas."
~ John Cleese, "Mony Python

 

"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
~ Larry Wilde

 

"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know... the birth of Santa."
~ Bart Simpson

 

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”
~ P. J. O’Rourke

 

"All I want for Christmas is you...Money."
~ Anonymous

 

"Santa sign, pallet farmhouse wall art, rustic christmas decor, reclaimed wood sign, 16" x 21" distressed wooden sign."
~ Anonymous

 

"If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
~ Anonymous

 

"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
~ Erma Bombeck

 

"You might be sitting in your living room, smiling because it's Christmas... but you're really depressed.
You might be laughing at this ridiculous sweater that your grandpa got... but you're really crying inside.
And it's because you didn't get want you really wanted for Christmas.
That one person you love."
~ Hillary

 

"This Christmas I got you 20 tickets of lottery. You won 3 $! Here's these..."
~ Anonymous

 

“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.”
~ Janice Maeditere

 

"Last year I bought my kids a set of batteries as Christmas present with the note that „toys are not included."
~ Anonymous

 

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?”
~ Bob Hope

 

"Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas."
~ Peg Bracken

 

"Christmas Cheer Recipe: Combine loads of good wishes, heart full of love and armfuls of hugs. Sprinkle with laughter and garnish with mistletoe. Top off with presents. Serves everyone!"
~ Anonymous

 

"Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?"
~ Arlo Guthrie

 

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
~ George Carlin

 

"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
~ Phyllis Diller

 

"We just “popped” in to wish you a Merry Christmas."
~ Anonymous

 

"Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?"
~ Tom Armstrong

 

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